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Kill Mom But Don't Hurt TV, Teen Tells Hitman

A Florida teen charged with hiring an undercover policeman to shoot and kill his mother instructed the purported hitman not to damage the family television during the attack, police said on Thursday.



Police in the southwestern Florida city of Fort Myers arrested the boy, 17-year-old Carlos Chereza, on Tuesday on a charge of soliciting to commit first-degree murder.



Tipped by an informant that Chereza had offered to pay to have his mother killed, an undercover detective posed as someone willing to do the job, Fort Myers police said.



Chereza offered the detective $2,000 that he expected to inherit from his mother's bank account, and gave him the keys to the family apartment, a map of the apartment and a picture of his mother, the police report said. He asked that the shooting be made to look like a burglary, it said.



"Carlos stated that he didn't want anything to happen to the television," the detective wrote in the arrest report.



Police arrested the teen immediately after the meeting with the detective, and the mother was unharmed. Police spokeswoman Kara Winton said the motive was related to domestic problems within the family, but declined to elaborate.

Listening to: Deep Dish - Chocoolate City Love Songs

It's still beta but check out the screen shots below. I'm not sure wether Operator Systems is indeed an Operator Systems, or referring to Operating Systems. What is an Operator Systems anyway?







This is Google's view of the world. Clicking on Asia just gives you, well nothing, and so does Europe. Seems like currently, the world according to Google is just the US and Canada







Listening to: Charlie Feathers - Can't Hardly Stand It (Kill Bill Vol. 2 OSTK)

I interrupt our normal programming of useless weird shits with a new section to this blog -> the Song of the Week. This will be a weekly 'release' where I will be sharing with you all cheapskates who can't afford to burn proverbial cash buying CDs and download overloards who thinks that you can get everything from Google for free (that was a tad too long innit?) my song of the week. The link is at the bottom of this blog (look k-a-r-e-fully... found it?).



Go download. No need to pay one. Free mah. Oh by the highway, the song (and all the songs that will be included in SOTW) is encoded in Ogg Vorbis format. If you don't know what Ogg Vorbis is, man, you don't deserve to be surfing the Inerdnet. You can read about Ogg Vorbis here. If you are using KDE/Gnome on Linux, xmms can play Ogg files. If you are on Windong, there's no way you can play Ogg files so you better reformat your hard disk and install Gentoo instead. OK I'm kidding. Use a media player that can support Ogg. But seriously, I think you should just USE="gentoo".



This week's song of the week is a remix of Paranoid from the band Garbage by The Crystal Method.



Please if you don't like the song, don't download. Don't hog my bandwidth as I don't have the extra dough to put my server on a network with a good bandwidth. If you have any comments or songs that you would like to request, just ask (and NO, I'm not burning CDs for anyone, and certainly not for you, my dear Alphaschlong.)



SOTW. Archive.



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Listening to: Robert Miles - Separation

Just received an SMS from Dinesh:



Tell the guys I am fine. No fractures, just swollen foot. Still on crutches. Arranging to bring friend's body back to KL. Back by weekend.



Listening to: Timo Maas - Love in Traffic (Satoshi Tomie feat. Kelly Ali)

Really. Just as you try to put your hand up my thighs, get out of the car walk over to your side, your car lights still on so you can see me strip in front of ya Ferrari into nothing but my lingerie, open your door, push your seat down and get on top of you.



I love my country so much! Thanks Sarah!



Listening to: Crystal Method - Elite Force - Curve Ball