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HITBSecConf series of international network and computer security conference, as you all are aware of by now, is the largest gathering of reknowned security experts in Asia. On top of that, we have a smattering of activities, which of course include the ever popular Capture the Flag game. In addition, this year we are proud to host Zone-H's Hacking Challenge as well. All of this requires hard work, and that is why, on behalf of the organizing committee, we're calling for volunteers to make the event an overflowing success. We need volunteers for the following: 1. Capture the Flag network setup 2. Training classes network and PC setup 3. Selling t-shirts 4. HITBSecConf network setup 5. Radio Deejays 6. General help We need people who: 1. Can crimp UTP cables according to EIA/TIA-568B standard blindfolded and know that they work by using your seventh sense. 2. Dig FreeBSD, and know how to configure complex pf rules while listening to Britney Spear's "Hit Me Baby One More Time". 3. Familiar with Cisco routers and can decode traffic patterns based on the rate of the LED blinks. 4. Familiar with Linux, and your command-line skills are m4d 1337. 5. tcpdump and mrtg are your best friends 6. Just too damn cool In return, you'll be given HITBSecConf CREW t-shirt, and an invite to the post conference party. And of course the bragging rights are all yours. So, if you wanna help out (or if you wanna learn) just send your contact info (email, mobile) to conferenceinfo@hackinthebox.org For more info on the event, log on to conference.hackinthebox.org

Pada satu pagi, Gaban Z telah pergi ke pokok ketapang besar di hujung jalan. Semua orang takut pada pokok ketapang yang suram tu sebab semua orang ingat pokok tu ada hantu. Sebenarnya, pokok tu tak ada hantu. Pokok itu adalah rumah Ultraman Tanduk.

Gaban Z buat pose ninja lalu menendang-nendang perdu pokok ketapang itu. Dia tendang-tendang lagi kemudian dia langut ke atas. Pucuk pokok tu sayup di atas sampai hilang ditelan kabus. Lepas berapa lama masih tak ada jawapan, Gaban Z tendang lagi bertalu-talu. Baru saja dia nak tendang buat kali ke 9, perdu pokok itu tiba-tiba berlubang.

"Oi," kata Ultraman Tanduk yang masih berdagu gerutu. Dia belum bercukur pagi itu."Apa nyer sial ko ni ha? Pagi buta wat taik ni ha? Tak dek respek ke, o'ang nak tido?"

He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief. Certainly the best works, and of greatest merit for the public, have proceeded from the unmarried or childless men; which both in affection and means, have married and endowed the public.