is it too late for world domination?

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Monday, April 3. 2006

is it too late for world domination?

dear fans/stalkers/groupies,

the weekend was good, except:

  • i've forgotten to pick up my laundry. so i had to go shopping for clothes to wear for next week. this was the first time it happened in 12 months (the shopping).

  • i went to my favorite mamak barber (rm 9 bux, cheapo!) today, and the barber, whom is gay despite his denial, kept blabbering about brokeback mountain. i said "dude you are so gay". he said "oh hell no, i'm so knee-deep in pussy i can't get out". i said "yeah whatever. just cut my hair". and then he mentioned about some movie with christian bale and colin farrell in it and how awesome they were. then he talked non-stop about tom selleck and that dude from miami vice. sighs. i said "just stfu and admit you're gay and cut my hair, mmmkay?". he kept quiet. then he said what he thought was a Smart Thing To Say: "dude, look at your hairline. it's receding. you're going bald! har har har!".

  • so i went to jusco for the simple reason that it was the nearest to where i parked. yeah i'm such a lazyass. whenever i go shopping, i always make sure i never wander anywhere over 50 feet radius from the parking lot. now, there was this lady with a pram. instead of a baby, she had her bag in it. what is this? shopping with pram without baby in it? is this the new fad? what happened to shopping carts?

  • this scene was at a chinese restaurant, at a table next to ours. the maid had to go to the toilet, and passed the baby to the mom. the moment the maid let the baby go, the baby started crying. how weird was that?


over and out. no updates next week.

listening to: a tribe called quest - can i kick it



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your barber is very farnee =P
#1 cyber-red (Homepage) on 2006-04-05 01:17 (Reply)

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